Text Message Conversation
Me: I'm a tad concerned that all this non gym action is going to my hips. Bah! Cue comfort food…
Ali: I know. I've hidden my scale for the time being.
Me: Scale = Debbie Downer
Ali: Seriously. Meh.
Me: All the other happy bathroom accessories must hate it
Ali: I know. My toothbrush holder thinks it's a real bitch.
Me: Yeah my hair straightener is waiting for the day it can accidentally burn it