Wednesday, March 16, 2011

My Life is a Running Sitcom: Winter Weight

Text Message Conversation
3/16/2011
Portland, Maine
7:16 PM



Me: I'm a tad concerned that all this non gym action is going to my hips. Bah! Cue comfort food…
Ali: I know. I've hidden my scale for the time being.
Me: Scale = Debbie Downer
Ali: Seriously. Meh.
Me: All the other happy bathroom accessories must hate it
Ali: I know. My toothbrush holder thinks it's a real bitch.
Me: Yeah my hair straightener is waiting for the day it can accidentally burn it

 



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